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<title><![CDATA[TÔ SORTO! A vida como ela não devia ser...]]></title> 
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Estamos em falta.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Sim, estamos enfrentando uma <STRONG>escassez de posts</STRONG>. Mas prometo que amanhã tudo volta ao <STRONG>normal</STRONG>.<BR><BR>Valeu!</FONT></P> <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-12-01_2008-12-31.html#2008_12-02_16_27_29-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:27:29 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Trocando as bolas.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/detalhes.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>A <STRONG>Roberta Close</STRONG> tá trabalhando no <STRONG><A href="http://ego.globo.com">Ego</A></STRONG>?</FONT></P>
<P <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-12-01_2008-12-31.html#2008_12-01_16_36_21-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:36:21 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Tico Santa Cruz, do Detonautas, pede para andar em disco voador.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/tico.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Pra quem vai na <STRONG>galáxia <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-12-01_2008-12-31.html#2008_12-01_16_28_31-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:28:31 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Juro que eu não sabia!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/maisa_mama.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Como é que eu vivi até hoje sem saber que ela ainda "mamava" ?</FONT></P>
<P <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-12-01_2008-12-31.html#2008_12-01_16_23_30-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:23:30 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-28_14_36_54-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Policiais são flagrados em "festinha" com prostitutas.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3><A href="http://www.videosde.com.br/noticias/fotos-de-prostitutas-revistadas-por-policial"><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/flagra.jpg" <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-28_14_36_54-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 16:36:54 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-27_15_44_02-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Estamos na frente deles!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/viatura.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Detesto países atrasados...</FONT> </P>
<P align=left><A href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Carros/0,,MUL875647-9658,00-CARRO+DA+VOLKS+VIRA+VIATURA+POLICIAL.html"><EM>Leia <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-27_15_44_02-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:44:02 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-27_15_11_36-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Presidente da FIFA suspende o Peru.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/fifa.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Ué, você esperava o quê? Depois do <STRONG>Viagra</STRONG>, <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-27_15_11_36-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:11:36 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-26_16_43_17-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Sidney Magal admite que já teve atração por homens.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/magal.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Ah, sério? Só falta me falar que o <STRONG>Ney <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-26_16_43_17-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:43:17 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Jogadores do Vasco passam por sessão de descarrego antes do treino.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/ajuda.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Manda trazer alho, sal grosso, <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-26_16_38_22-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:38:22 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Tarado aos 80!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/velho_safado.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Se o vestido descer 1 centímetro&nbsp;ele tem um infarto!</FONT></P> <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-26_16_36_09-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:36:09 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_11_39_53-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT size=3><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/rivais_secos.jpg" align=baseline border=0></FONT></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3><A href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Times/Vasco/0,,MUL874694-9877,00-RENATO+DIZ+QUE+VASCO+PRECISA+SECAR+RIVAIS.html">Leia <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_11_39_53-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:39:53 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_28_57-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Pecador pervertido!</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/pervertido.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Sim, esse <STRONG>vai sofrer</STRONG>. Ou porque vai <STRONG>arder no <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_28_57-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:28:57 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_09_02-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Tá saindo de mudança?</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/mudanca.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Corre o comentário de que ele leva um <STRONG>Fiat Uno</STRONG> e um <STRONG>saco <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_09_02-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:09:02 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_04_57-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Faria o mesmo, no lugar dele.</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/jogo_crise.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>Ele deve estar de <STRONG>cabeça quente</STRONG>... não pela <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_04_57-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:04:57 -0200</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_01_39-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4><STRONG>Chuvas em SP</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><IMG alt="" hspace=0 src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/placa_rodo.jpg" align=baseline border=0></P>
<P align=left><FONT size=3>É um aviso que eu <STRONG>gostaria</STRONG> de ver, se estivesse indo <STRONG>naquela <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2008-11-01_2008-11-30.html#2008_11-25_10_01_39-125724295-0">saiba mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:01:39 -0200</pubDate>
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