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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>A cada GP, uma historinha nova pra voc&ecirc;!</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/rub_qua01.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Ainda hoje, novos posts! <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-12_09_39_56-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Nos melhores cimenas.</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/porco_conty.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Pelo jeito, vai ser "recorde de bilheteria"...  <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-02_16_36_01-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 18:36:01 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 04:55:19 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-01_02_23_12-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>N&atilde;o h&aacute; mais nada a dizer.</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/mexico.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Chaves e gripe do porco: s&oacute; os <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-01_02_23_12-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 04:23:12 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
<link>http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-01_02_04_29-125724295-0</link> 
<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Perigo de contamina&ccedil;&atilde;o.</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/foco_gripe.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Palmeirenses, tenho s&oacute; uma <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-01_02_04_29-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 04:04:29 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Gripe su&iacute;na causa p&acirc;nico na popula&ccedil;&atilde;o mundial.</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/gripe_suina.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Pronto, <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-05-01_2009-05-31.html#2009_05-01_01_51_04-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 03:51:04 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Frete: Uns pagam, outros n&atilde;o!</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/frete.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">T&aacute; transportando algod&atilde;o, <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-04-01_2009-04-30.html#2009_04-05_21_14_34-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:14:34 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Um suspiro da fama...</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/ego.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">O pior &eacute; a Nai&aacute;, em quinto lugar. Essa posi&ccedil;&atilde;o <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-04-01_2009-04-30.html#2009_04-05_21_09_32-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:09:32 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Carlos Alberto aparece com novo visual no Vasco.</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/bonito.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Isso a&iacute; na rua, de madrugada, <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-04-01_2009-04-30.html#2009_04-04_20_28_00-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:28:00 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Uma not&iacute;cia do cacete!</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/desfile.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">"Agitar" o peru depende da empolga&ccedil;&atilde;o <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-04-01_2009-04-30.html#2009_04-04_20_25_49-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:09:37 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Se voc&ecirc; for um "prejudicado", nunca fa&ccedil;a compara&ccedil;&otilde;es!</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/banheiro.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Ou <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-03-01_2009-03-31.html#2009_03-26_23_59_16-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:59:16 -0300</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:52:11 -0300</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ - Autor(Carlos Bornelli Jr.)]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>Nasce uma s&eacute;rie.</strong></font></p><p style="text-align: left;"><img src="http://tosorto.zip.net/images/poli_pijama_01.jpg" alt="" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><font size="3">Uma gra&ccedil;a, n&atilde;o &eacute; mesmo?</font></p><p <a href="http://tosorto.zip.net/arch2009-03-01_2009-03-31.html#2009_03-26_23_42_15-125724295-0">Leia mais...</a>]]></description>
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